The lowdown: 'Do You Have A Licence To Save This Planet?' is a BBV production that spoofs both 'Doctor Who'
and the unlicensed nature of BBV's Who-related productions. It stars Sylvester McCoy as The Chiropodist (aka. 
The Foot Doctor). When a new evil threatens the universe, Rassilon calls on the greatest Time Lord of all time to
intervene, but Zoe and Jamie, the companions of the greatest Time Lord, have got in a spot of trouble, so Rassilon
reluctantly calls in The Foot Doctor, a Chrono Duke who travels through time and space in a washing machine.

The Foot Doctor encounters a number of familiar and vaguely familiar foes, including the Autons, the Sontarans and
the Cyberons (who are constantly bemoaning their lack of ears, being unlicensed and all, and vow that when they
become licensed they will get ears and say "Excellent" a lot). The Krynoid also makes a cameo appearance, while
a Cyberon and Auton begin an intimate relationship (now there's a story idea for Russell T Davies to use in Season 4!).
The Foot Doctor is joined by a new companion, known only as The Salesman (played by Mark Donovan), and together
they must battle a range of foes using wit, cunning and Janus spoons. The climactic conclusion sees The Foot 
Doctor confront one of his greatest foes, the Licensor (from the Licensed Reality Corporation), who is evil, dresses 
in black and has a beard (no prize for guessing who this is spoofing).

As usual, good triumphs over evil, but not before the Foot Doctor is forced to regenerate (in a parody of the transition 
from Colin Baker to McCoy, in which McCoy had to don a blond wig). The show ends with a spoof of the final scene
from 'Survival', with the Foot Doctor and the Salesman walking arm in arm into the distance, with the Foot Doctor
muttering about tea getting cold (plus a nice Star Trek joke).

The Verdict: There are much worse 'Doctor Who' spoofs that have been made, and BBV's effort is quite entertaining
in places (and some of the special  effects are much more impressive than in the original series, and shows just what
you can do with a computer these days). The Cyberons are well-designed and sound remarkably like the inhabitants
of Mondas and Telos, especially when they say "Excellent"), while the Autons look very much like their 'Doctor Who'
counterparts. There are of course many in-jokes for the more dedicated Who fans, although 'Do You Have A Licence 
To Save This Planet?' would probably have little appeal anyone who is not a hard-core Who fan. In short, a good effort
by BBV but not the sort of thing that warrants repeat viewings.


  Quote:
The Salesman: So you're not a Time Lord?
The Foot Doctor: No, I'm a Chrono Duke!
The Salesman: Police Box?
The Foot Doctor: Washing machine.
  Video Clips:
The Salesman  (4.2mb)
Janus spoons  (5.3mb)
Unlicensed  (4.9mb)
The Licensor  (4.8mb)
The regeneration  (5.2mb)

Rassilon calls on the greatest Time Lord of all time ... ... but the Doctor is busy ... ... so he calls in the Chiropodist (the Foot Doctor) instead
Cyberons A Sontaran arrives ... ... to claim this suburban garden in the name of the Greater Sontaran Empire
A Cyberon in disguise meets his neighbours ... ... who bring a bottle of cheap wine
Oh no, not the spoons! The deadly Janus spoon From the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation -  Your plastic pal who's fun to be with
Cyber rope! The Licensor!
Shot by an Auton Regeneration ... sort of

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